Want to
visit Vegas but worried about losing your shirt? Concerned that Vegas is rather
prone to leading the impetuous types like yourself into debauchery? Well here's
the solution, take the children along and they can divert
you from some of the sins of Sin City. We managed to spend five busy days there
completely devoid of drink, drugs, prostitution or gambling, much to the
disappointment of the teenagers.
We spent most of our family holiday
in Las Vegas simply ambling up and down the strip. We wandered through the
casinos and hotel foyers stretching from the Luxor where we were staying up to
the Venetian at the other end. One day we blew $8 each on a 24 hour bus pass to
take us right up to the zipwires above Fremont Street at the Northern End.
In "Fear and Loathing in Las
Vegas", which I chose to read whilst staying there, Hunter S Thompson wrote
"No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too
twisted.” 45 years on, this quote seems even more apt. What made an architect
think that Venice would be enhanced by re-arranging its major sights, adding travellators
to the bridges and propellers to the gondolas, then dropping it all onto the
strip? Where better to site a flamingo-themed nature park than as the
centrepiece of another casino? Why had no-one previously thought to pack
the square beneath the Eiffel Tower with slot machines? Why did Italian
Renaissance sculptors leave their artistry open to the skies rather than
painting some white fluffy clouds on the ceiling above them? Don't pyramids
look better when clad in blue glass rather than the blocky sandstone familiar
to traditional archaeologists? Is a swimming pool not exciting enough unless
its separated from an adjacent shark tank by a Perspex screen? Why should there
be any water under the Brooklyn Bridge? Where else is Trump Tower the plainest
building on the street? Why should a fountain simply spurt water straight up into
the air when it could be one of 1,000 synchronised dancing jets of water?
We might have missed out on the sin, but we can always go back later. Our 13 year old is already planning a boys trip when he’s old enough to drink in the US, perhaps he’ll take his parents. In the meantime, taking away the bad habits unveils a fantastic eye-opening experience.
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